thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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