Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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