ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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