Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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