what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He did a backflip because drugs
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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