he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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