I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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