it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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