you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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