Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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