Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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