Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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