I accidentally burped into my bong.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
