and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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