Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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