he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
This is my gift to your gina
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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