so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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