i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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