I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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