I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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