in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Randomize