i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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