sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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