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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore

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(775): View more from Nevada

FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again

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(317): View more from Indiana

She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here

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(702): View more from Nevada

Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm

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(646): View more from New York

Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.

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(253): View more from Washington

He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.

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(949): View more from California

there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful

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(530): View more from California

He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull

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