There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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