how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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