Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
