You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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