he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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