please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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