My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
