Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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