is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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