I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
high people should be assigned attendants
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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