sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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