No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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