Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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