It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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