I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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