Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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