at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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