just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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