the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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