Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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