I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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