Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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