her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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