I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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