Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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