FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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