Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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