Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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