Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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