yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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